Over the last decade or so, I have become accustomed to seeing white males depicted as idiots, buffoons, or simply the cause of all the suffering the world has ever known. Check out commercials on any channel other than ESPN and you’ll see what I mean. And if you are a married, employed white male father? You have no chance!
So I am used to being stupid after all of these years and I’m okay with it, but every now and then, I get somewhat annoyed at the depiction of the modern South in Hollywood films. As a lifetime citizen of the proud state of Georgia (for 53+ years) I feel like I’m moderately qualified to speak on the status of my home state. I was born and raised in the deep southern farmland, went to college and now reside in the North Georgia hills of Dahlonega, and have worked in the Big City of Hotlanta since 2006. As a member of the Governor’s staff for nearly six years, I think I’ve seen pretty much all that Georgia has to offer, good and bad. And in my travels, I haven’t seen much difference between the mindset of Georgia and those of our Southern neighbors like Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi or the Carolinas.
Don’t get me wrong … I enjoy a good southern redneck joke with the best of ‘em. And I don’t usually even raise an eyebrow at most Hollywood depictions of my heritage. This country grew up in the Civil Rights era basking in the homespun wisdom of Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show. Richard Nixon admitted that his favorite TV show during his Presidency was The Beverly Hillbillies. And who didn’t laugh at Boss Hog and those good ole boys from The Dukes of Hazzard? I can just think of some of those old episodes and laugh aloud again … and again. Hey, I’m a white male father so I’m easy to entertain, I suppose.
It’s when the tales lose their sense of humor and take a turn to the dark side that I scratch my head and wonder if the writers/producers have ever even BEEN to the South! I chuckle from time to time at horrific southern accents (Martin Sheen as Robert E. Lee in Gettysburg (1993), Nick Cage as Cameron Poe in Con Air (1997) or Phillip Casnoff as Elkanah Bent in North & South (1985) and I think to myself, “I don’t know ANYONE who talks like that!”

One of the worst Southern accents in movie history! Phillip Casnoff as Elkanah Bent in NORTH & SOUTH!
But since Burt Reynolds garnered critical acclaim for Deliverance (1972), Hollywood seems to think that everybody in the South is a bunch of racist, redneck, braindead monkeys. The most recent of these atrocities, which led me to write my post on this subject this week, is the 2011 remake of Sam Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs (originally released in 1971).
I confess to not being a big fan of Peckinpah. I don’t think I was his target audience and his views never fell in line with mine. But I do admit that he was a very talented writer and director who knew how to tell stories charged with raw emotion that left you exhausted. I saw the original Straw Dogs on TV when I was in my mid-20’s so it was more than a decade passed from its original release and heavily edited. Can’t say it made a big impact on me. I rented the 2011 remake this week, thinking it would be a good, action thriller. What I got was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. If I’d paid to see it at the theater, I’d have walked out, making it the 4th movie I have ever felt so strongly about. (I’ll have to write about the other three sometime).
The 2011 version shifts from the original’s England to Mississippi. Here’s what I “learned” about the South from this movie … not about just a few characters or just the bad guys, but about EVERYBODY in this entire Southern community:
- Women are stupid and can barely put words into a sentence;
- Women love to hang around and giggle while “their man” talks in a vulgar, totally disgusting manner about what they’d like to do to other women … “it’s romantic!”;
- All men are drunks and stupid;
- Even rapists (which are most men) and perverts wear ties, carry Bibles and pack the local church (there is only one, I guess) every Sunday morning;
- They can even quote the Bible if need be;

Steven Seagal's FIRE DOWN BELOW (1997) also depicted the "killers go to church" church foolishness, but at least there were some NICE people in Kentucky as well!
- Nobody really works hard … what’s the point?;
- Education and success are frowned upon;
- Beer drinking begins at sunrise;
- Mentally challenged persons are openly abused and beaten with no consequence;
- High school football is the pinnacle expected of every resident … no need to plan your life beyond next week’s Homecoming Game;
- There are only two African-American residents in the town, and they happen to be the ONLY nice people in the State;
- Everybody drives pick-up trucks and carries deer rifles or shotguns 24/7.
I could go on and on, but you get the message. The inept script and completely unbelievable dialogue make this movie a “DEFINITE MISS.”
Sadly, this type of misrepresentation seems to permeate modern sensibilities more than you might imagine. In the late 1980s while stationed in Germany, the wife of a fellow soldier, not knowing Renee and I hailed from the South, began telling us that she “knew for a fact” that people in the South “still want slavery to be legal.” When asked if she’d ever been to the South, her response was, “Absolutely not! I’m too educated to live down there!” What?
Burt, you may have opened the door to this mentality with Deliverance and White Lightning (1973) may have made sense in its day, but Sharky’s Machine (1981) showed Atlanta as the modern, expanding city and jewel of the South that it has become. (More on Burt & “Sharky” in my Valentine’s Day blog coming soon)! Where are the other movies that depict Southern living as anything but a bunch of in-bred redneck hillbillies with bad teeth and a constant drunk?
Think the South will rise again? Wake up and look around! It already has risen and has long ago left the racist and blockheaded past of bygone days behind. Still, you’d think that every movie producer in modern times hears dueling banjos each time he/she envisions a film in the land of cherry blossoms and blushing dogwoods!
So if anyone from Hollywood is listening, I make the following offer … the next time you plan on shooting a film set in the modern south, why not come actually visit first? I promise we won’t make fun of the way you talk!
Regardless … PLEASE … no more absolute travesties like Straw Dogs, I beg you!
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